Death toll in Mariakani road crash rises to ten

The death toll in Mariakani accident rises to ten after six people succumb to their injuries at the Coast General Hospital, St John Ambulance Communication Manager Fred Majiwa has reported.

Four others died on the spot in the Saturday morning accident that occured after a bus collided with a truck at Mariakani Weighing Bridge in Mombasa.

21 others are admitted in hospital in critical condition.

The bus was carrying Presbyterian Church of East Africa (PCEA) members to Nairobi from a youth conference in Mombasa.

The ill-fated bus was hit from the side by the truck while trying to overtake another vehicle.
-The standardmedia.co.ke

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50 years on: Imagining Kenya in 2063

To those of us alive today, Enkare Nyorobi, which translates to ‘the place of cool waters’, will be unrecognisable in 2063. While it will retain its status as the country’s political capital city, it will no longer be the country’s economic powerhouse, having lost the sheen to oil rich Turkana and decadent Isiolo, then Africa’s Las Vegas. But Koinange Street will be alive as ever, the Governor having legalised the oldest trade to plug gaps in the county budget. K-Street will those days be parked with foreign hookers, the local talent having retired after menopause or fled to Isiolo to tega gamblers. Karen will instead be dusty, muddy  Nairobi’s landscape will have changed considerably. The statues of Jomo Kenyatta, Tom Mboya and Dedan Kimathi, like memory of the old heroes will be non-existent, having been pinched in 2018 by a sleazy political operative and converted into scrap metal. Talk that Karen was once an elite leafy address  will be met by loud guffaws and shrieks, having gone to seed decades back. Karen will instead be a dusty, muddy and moldy settlement teeming with donkeys ferrying water, mongrels with missing front teeth, ugly flats, masses of human population and stoned street boys.
Historians will attribute its fall to sons and daughters of present day aristocrats inheriting and selling their parents’ estates for a song to tycoons in Eastleigh, who will have taken over Karen, Kitsuru and Runda as well. Although Muthaiga will retain its status as Nairobi’s most expensive address, the once spacious homes will have long given way to bungalows set on one eighth of an acre.  Those bungalows will be a marvel to watch as they will be the only ones standing. The coolest shopping malls in Nairobi will be in Kibera Laini Saba. Historians will explain that as soon as land title deeds were issued in 2014, beneficiaries sold their birth right to developers who speedily erected take-me-to-heaven skyscrapers. Two impotent bush rats Nyayo Stadium, the Railway Station, Machakos Country Bus and Wilson Airport and the Department of Defense will be flattened to create ‘development’ via being relocated to neighbouring counties connected to Nairobi by fast trains docking at an underground station beneath the current Railway Station. The Nairobi National Park will be the Kenya Wildlife Museum. All the wild animals, with the exception of two impotent bush rats, will be extinct. In fact, the few students  trooping there for a school visit will only be shown stuffed animals and diagrams of how things were by a bored naturalist, one of two in the East African Community. The city’s population will have ballooned to astronomical levels, with masses of obese humanity squeezed into 80-storied flats. Nyama choma will be a relic of history and all foods consumed in the CBD will be imported and genetically modified. Only the super rich will afford goat meat imported from Kismayu, Somalia. Historians will explain that the livestock industry in Kenya collapsed when pastoralists quit herding cows to forage in the oilfields of Ngamia One in Turkana county, Kenya’s richest.
-The standardmedia

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Vitimbi’s Nyasuguta in road accident

Nyasuguta is admitted at Kenyatta Hospital. Nyasuguta is the village woman in the Vitimbi programme aired by the national broadcaster, KBC every Monday evening. The local drama series has been entertaining Kenyans for more than four decades. ffstage by the crowd.
-www.standardmedia.co.ke

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Man who faked sign language at Mandela memorial has faced murder, other charges

The sign language interpreter who gestured meaninglessly at the Nelson Mandela memorial in South Africa on Tuesday has faced charges of murder, rape, theft, breaking and entering, malicious damage to property and kidnapping, according to eNCA.com.

The South African news site said the outcome of the murder charge against

Thamsanqa Jantjie, brought in 2003, was unknown because the court case file is “mysteriously empty.”

Many of the other charges against Jantjie, dating back to 1994, were eventually dropped, eNCA reported, because he was deemed mentally unfit to stand trial. Jantjie was acquitted in the rape case.

But the independent news site said Jantjie was convicted of theft in a 1995 case and sentenced to three years in prison, although it is not clear whether he ever served any of that time.

The disclosures reinforced questions about how Jantjie managed to get hired to stand right next to many of the powerful world leaders who spoke at the memorial for the late South African president in a large stadium in Soweto. Leaders of South African groups devoted to helping the deaf pointed out that Jantjie was making arm motions that made no sense and said he was a fake.

Jantjie has said he suffers from schizophrenia and was hearing voices when he was on stage. He said that he saw angels, according to the Associated Press, and that he could be violent.

A government official said the Xhosa-speaking Jantjie also did not speak English well enough to interpret effectively and that the firm that hired him had “vanished into thin air.”

-Adapted from Washington Post

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Woman with stomach pain is found to have a 40-year-old fetus inside her

A Colombian woman suffering from stomach pain was found to have a 40-year-old fetus inside her.

The 82-year-old, from Bogota, had what is known as 'lithopedion', or stone baby, when the unborn child develops outside the womb.

The woman was originally thought to be suffering from a stomach bug, NTD TV reports.

But an scans revealed lithopedion, where the fetus becomes calcified.There are fewer than 300 cases reported in medical literature. 

The woman will now will undergo surgery to have the fetus - mostly comprised of dead tissue - removed.

According to NTD, Dr Kemer Ramirez of Bogota's Tunjuelito Hospital said that the doctor overseeing the woman noticed something 'abnormal in her abdomen' - and suspected gallstones.

-www.dailymail.co.uk

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Unmasking CBD beggars

They are everywhere, their numbers begging questions as to why they’re ever on the rise. From the town centre, they have moved to the suburbs. They have become an institution and a painful inconvenience to city residents. Beggars in the streets come in all shapes and sizes. There are young children and adult beggars employing all tricks in the book. Young children being guided by their mothers or guardians have become a demographic entity despite some being too young to be exposed to the dangers of the city.  Career beggars Sometimes they will cling on you, calling out ‘auntie’ or ‘uncle’ and employing all psychological appeals to squeeze something out of you.  Their mothers, meanwhile, are tucked somewhere, watching,  issuing instructions, coaching. While there are the needy cases, just know too there are career beggars, even the able-bodied. 
Some adults do it themselves. Some use children or the physically challenged who are now permanent fixtures in the streets. Their lot  has been reported in the media from time to time, but the number of panhandlers  keeps swelling. The  Nairobian studied the city’s commonest beggars and found out that most of them are nothing more than  ‘career beggars.’  1. ‘Bus fare cheat’ These are individuals in their late 20s and 30s and occasionally middle-aged, who beg for bus fare from the CBD to say, Koma Rock.  Mostly, they are shabbily dressed and have cracked lips to match their needy narrative. It is not uncommon for these breed to approach you for Sh20 to Koma Rock...although the same person begged for the same in 2000! And you wonder, “kwani haja wahi fika?”  They are talented at stopping, greeting you humbly, before serving a cooked  predicament  about happening in the city centre searching for a job and you can fill in the blanks about the rest of in their tale of woe.
Menopause Avenue  Charles Omondi, a ‘bus fare beggar’ goes home with between  Sh500 and Sh1,000. “I have no other job, and I can’t go back to my rural home,” Omondi told The Nairobian. Given what they demand is easily disposable cash, they manage to fleece individuals without much trouble. There are even women negotiating that corner towards Menopause Avenue who are adept ‘bus fare beggars.’ 2.  Suit beggars Not that they beg for suits, rather, they wear them to ‘work’, looking  all professional like line managers. They have well-rehearsed yarns about some relative who has had a surgery of the left butt, or a personal problem. Like the ‘teacher’ from some rural hamlet  who is stranded, and needs bus fare to get to Ruai   where his ailing relative lives
Same ‘teacher’ has not left town Mostly they beg for something like Sh100-Sh200 and will talk you into giving them once you give them audience. They are adults, who sound like they went through 8-4-4, reasonable and you have to use your sense of judgment to give them money. Then three months later, the same ‘teacher’ has not left town and is still in the same faded Gucci suit sourced from Gikomba second-hand clothes market, probably. 3. Friday ‘lunch’ at Jamia Mosque On any Friday, at 1pm, as the city’s major mosque teems with worshippers, beggars swam around the it. They are mostly women and their young daughters dressed like Muslims, hijab and all, mill about, targets on sight. Human beings  are vulnerable after renewing their acquittance with  God. The beggars know this, you know, and they might not be Muslims, after all. 4. The ‘mad’ beggar
He, as they are invariably men, disrupt your morning journey in a bus via a medical appeal: “Habari zenu mandugu na madada, mimi ni mgonjwa, hata ni madawa nimemaliza. Nichangiane ninue madawa, nimetoka Mathari juzi,”(How are you brothers and sisters, I am sick, I need money for  drugs, I just left Mathari the other day).  Given his highly dramatised voice and theatrics, most Nairobians just give money to rid themselves of bothersome tantrums.   5. The ‘TD Jakes’ beggar Pseudo preachers, if Nairobians were to be honest, are some of the major pet-peeves so much so that  even matatu owners have prohibited begging, hawking and preaching.  Preachers are known to use all means to get money out of the commuters or individuals who want a peaceful rest at a park.   Some use humour effectively.
They advertise their churches But increasingly, the common practice is blackmail. They remind individuals that they have lifestyle diseases, HIV/Aids related ailments, those swimming in the endless murky waters of debt, instability in family or any other modern tragedy afflicting families. At the end they will ask you to give, so that they can pray for your problems. At the  same time, they advertise their churches.  6. ‘We are family’  Professional street families    have colonised begging sections-like Tom Mboya Street-where      territories are respected despite the occasional disputes. Depending on what they demand of the pedestrians, like food or money, there are those who are positioned close to fast food chains and others outside ATM machines.  7. The ‘dying’ sick They have a gaping wound or an outgrowth that can put the fear of God in you. Mostly they are abandoned in streets with a manila paper that describes their medical history and depending on the time of the day, several coins are usually already scattered to inspire you not to ‘toboa’ your pockets with coins. 
8. The ever ‘school-going’ beggar They are dressed in school uniform, mostly young children and an occasional high school student with school fees problem. Sometimes it is a sick parent or sibling and they have been left with the responsibility of settling a hefty medical bill. They are very persuasive, and come fully with forms from relevant authorities (normally from an entity of the government) to certify that they are borrowing money for legitimate reasons. They are known also to throng universities and colleges. 9. The blind They are mostly middle-aged men. Some walk around with adults with bowls begging. While their disability is limiting, many have questioned why they have able-bodied guides. 10. Territorial beggars They have identified their turfs, invariably the same spot daily. No compe here. Some are sick and grounded in their respective locations that are mostly conveniently near their bus stops. 
11. The posers They pose as blind, deaf or dumb. They communicate using signs. One such who pretended to be deaf once ‘overheard’ a conversation in the University of Nairobi’s prefabs and had to run for his dear life. Weapons of mass destruction A student only said: “This is the individual who stole my laptop yesterday.” The man who had introduced himself using signs apparently knew trouble was coming and bolted before weapons of mass destruction could be hurled his way. 12. ‘Kayamba’ beggars They will play the most soulful music with the mouth organ while others are  gifted with wonderful voices and sing to attract the public attention while following rhythms coming from a strategically placed radio cassette. Their repertoire is mostly gospel from Choir ya Uinjilisti, Arusha Mjini.
-www.standardmedia.co.ke

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