Man accidentally deep-fries a mouse....

A plumber has said he has been left unable to eat anything after he discovered a dead mouse inside a bag of frozen scampi. Mohammed Ali, 37, says all he has consumed is fruit juice after finding the dead rodent inside the packet of seafood from Tesco. He poured the contents into a deep fat fryer for an afternoon snack, but then a couple of minutes later he noticed something black in the hot oil. Mr Ali, from Stoneyburn, West Lothian, said he...

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7 ways to deal with waiting for him to propose

t can be nerve wracking if you are ready to get married but you’re waiting for him to propose. So what can you do in the meantime, while waiting? I asked a couple of my friends what they thought, and they all said we should take the initiative to propose to him. I disagreed though, because in my opinion, the woman is not supposed to propose. Waiting for him to propose is the best idea; you just have to find ways to deal with waiting. 1. Continue...

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5 reasons spouses cheat, according to the adulterers themselves

"When I discovered my husband had an affair I was both devastated and furious, but what I didn't expect after confronting him is that he would blame me for his infidelity!" In my private practice as a relationship therapist and infidelity expert, I hate to tell you how often I hear reiterations of this statement from my clients. A revelation of an affair is a devastating blow to any relationship, but when the cheater blames their partner for creating...

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Drunk guard goes home without his TROUSER after failing to pay Sh60 bill

A reveller at a drinking den in Nairobi’s Kibera slums was on Thursday night forced to go home half-naked after failing to settle down his bill of Sh210. The man, a guard at a local security firm is reported to have been drinking with his friends at the pub christened ‘WhiteHouse’. Drama unfolded when he was given a bill of Sh210 and he could only raise Sh150. The standoff led to an altercation between the owner of the pub, a Mr Kariuki and the guard. Kariuki then frisked the guard hoping to get money to settle the debt but there was no single...

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MP plants BHANG in his Kileleshwa home, police claim

Police claim they have found bhang in an MP’s home. By the time of going to press, Kitui Rural MP Charles Mutisya Nyamai had neither denied nor admitted that police uprooted bhang from his Kileleshwa home. On November 19, police raided the home and uprooted five sacks of a “plant or weed” that “resembled” cannabis sativa, which was being grown at a garden. A source who witnessed the operation insisted that the substance was bhang. “It was taken...

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Teacher Wanjiku acknowledges she’s Ber

Teacher Wanjiku seems to be looking forward to being Mrs Ber, wife of Heartstrings director, Victor Ber. During her birthday, this Tuesday, the humourist posted a self-congratulating message ‘Happy birthday to me Carolyne Wanjiku  Ber. May the Lord see me through it all...and thank you for bringing me this far...amen...’ Our sources indicate that the couple has started formal steps towards marriage, with Ber’s family expected to visit the Wanjikus...

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Cops find politician naked in his car

Policemen on  night patrol were shocked when they bumped into a naked political party leader in a stalled car. The policemen spotted the car parked by the roadside and decided to inspect the car thinking that it could have been a victim of carjacking. At first, the politician’s bodyguards had refused to open the car. When they finally obliged, the policemen almost lost their eyesight on seeing the naked politician. It is not clear what...

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Single men can now get 'Invisible girlfriends' ......

Many singletons fear family gatherings for the barrage of questions about one’s marital status. Now, one app hopes to put an end to that – for afflicted men, at least.For membership fees of up to $49.99, Invisible girlfriend allows the user to virtually fake the presence of a girlfriend. The app provides members with fake calls, texts, and even relationship statuses on Facebook. The app, which has not yet launched to the public, says it will offer...

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Glass eating man shocks Murang'a residents

Residents of Kambiti in Murang’a county were stunned when a middle aged man suspected to be a carjacker was found eating glass from car mirrors and a windscreen at a bus stop. The residents allege that three weeks ago the man was part of a gang which reportedly attacked and seriously injured motorists who were later hospitalized in murang’a hospital. The man seemed unaffected by the very dangerous munching of pieces of glass and when he was done...

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How porn can damage a Nairobian's mind

After the so-called ‘gubernatorial’ elections were conducted, Kenyans adopted the idea of their own miniature governments within the counties. The Bungoma county stunned the country by allocating Sh20 million towards fighting pornography. It caused a pandemonium of some sort but let’s face it: Pornography is more real today than it has ever been. Our sister paper, The Standard, carried the story of a woman related to Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko appearing...

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Talkshow Queen Oprah refused to get naked on screen

Oprah Winfrey, one of the most powerful women in the world, declared she would not be stripping off her lingerie to get ‘buck naked’ on screen. The billionaire TV tsarina and occasional actress was speaking to me about her role in director Lee Daniels’s movie The Butler, in which she plays Gloria, wife of a White House butler played by Forest Whitaker. Gloria becomes bored with her middle-class life while her husband’s off looking after ‘that...

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‘Ghost water pipe’ flooding Kawangware

A notorious water pipe has made life unbearable for most Kawangware residents. The pipe near the main road has a tendency of going burst every Wednesday and Thursday for over a year now, according to residents. “The water comes out on Wednesday and Thursday flooding the whole area. This has been the case for over a year even after repairs were done,” a butcher nearby told The Nairobian. Whenever it floods, customers who think it is a sewage...

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Panic after woman receives numerous calls from 'Satan'

A Colorado mother spent the night scared and ‘praying nothing would happen’ after she got a missed call from ‘Satan’. Jenn Vest was half asleep while breast-feeding her son when her phone rang from the number 1-666-666-666. After that call, she received 48 text messages from different numbers, all with only the single word ‘Satan’ in the messages. ‘It really freaked me out because I was half asleep feeding my son and it woke me up. She said she...

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Could Jay-Z be cheating on Beyonce?

Jay Z is said to have bought drinks for a beauty queen amid rumours about his marriage to Beyoncé. The rapper spent more than $8,000 on champagne while partying with gorgeous model Claudia Scheelen in Antwerp’s Magic nightclub last month. Claudia, 27, told the Mirror: “I was with my girlfriends and he sent over a drink to us – he had this huge bottle of Ace of Spades champagne, it must have been six or ten litres. “He told me ‘I’ve been all over...

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Does spouses' first meeting venue matter?

Clueless younger people seemingly with a greedy fascination for the forbidden fruit, meet haphazardly. They plan meetings where they randomly and casually talk about each other, all in the name of dating. Before long, they are married. And just when their families begin knowing each other intimately, the marriages hits rock bottom. Contrasted with the good old days, dating has degenerated into a pale shadow of its former self. Dating was quite...

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Man cohabiting with school leaver busted in lodging.....Shame on you

There was pandemonium in Awasi town when a family man who had secretly been living in a lodging with a Form Four leaver got smoked out and paraded before members of the public. The man, who confessed of being a tractor driver from Koru, had been ‘dating’ the school girl for a while. The girl was a student in the nearby secondary school and had just sat for her last paper the Friday of November 15. Excited after completing her exams, the girl...

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Woman gets call and 48 text messages from 666 number claiming to be 'the DEVIL himself

A Colorado mother spent the night scared and ‘praying nothing would happen’ after she got a missed call from ‘Satan’. Jenn Vest was half asleep while breast-feeding her son when her phone rang from the number 1-666-666-666. After that call, she received 48 text messages from different numbers, all with only the single word ‘Satan’ in the messages. ‘It really freaked me out because I was half asleep feeding my son and it woke me up. She said...

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Six people never to trust with your secrets

You're in it. That warm wash of "not good enough" has taken over. It doesn't matter how you get into shame; the trick is getting out. In one piece. Without sacrificing your authenticity. As a shame researcher, I know that the very best thing to do in the midst of a shame attack is totally counterintuitive: Practice courage and reach out! But here's the tricky part about sharing your story: You can't call just anyone. If you share your shame story...

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Eight-year-old girl divorces her husband, 14...

An eight year old girl has become the youngest person ever to be divorced in India after she was married off aged just four. According to Daily Mail, Fatima Mangre was given away by her father Anil, from the Shravasti district of Uttar Pradesh state, in an arranged marriage with 10-year-old Arjun Bakridi. However when the boy arrived four years later to take his new bride away, Anil said he wanted the girl to wait until she was 18 before leaving. He said: 'I finally realised that this practice of marrying off daughters so young was wrong...

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10-year-old boy raped young girl after becoming addicted to internet porn

A 10-year-old boy raped a young girl after becoming addicted to internet pornography. The youngster got hooked on extreme web images which fuelled his sex attacks on his victim - who was aged under EIGHT - for a period of two years. The boy, now 13, was today ordered to sign the Sex Offender’s Register after he admitted living out his sexual fantasies by committing rape and attempted rape between the age of 10 and 12. Described as an “extremely worrying and sad” case by a judge, Mold Crown Court heard how the boy himself had been subjected...

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Nine types of women that men do not want to marry...

If you are trying to find the perfect man and get married, you need to know about the things you might be doing wrong and you need to be smart about your dating. 1. Miss “extremely jealous” If we’re talking about types of women than men do not want to marry, we must surely include this very popular type of lady. She is always very distrusting and suspicious and even though she might have been hurt in the past, this is not an excuse for behaving like this in all her relationships. So, that’s why, most of the time, guys will break up with her...

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Cannibal rips out man’s heart and eats it with beans

A suspected cannibal accused of tearing out a 90-year-old man's tongue and heart to eat was found with cooked meat remains on a plate with beans. The homeless 26-year-old broke into the elderly man's home in Nouilhan, southern France, and beat him over the head with an iron rod before trying to extract his organs. The suspect, who is a former soldier with the French army, claims to hear voices. The suspect is accused of eating parts of the victim's body before setting fire to his house. It is not clear whether the remains found on the plate...

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Woman runs over boyfriend for cheating on her

A 44-year-old woman in New Zealand has been sectioned after allegedly trying to run over a boyfriend who had jilted her. The incident happened in the Hamilton Waikato area of North Island, the area where the Lord Of The Rings and The Hobbit were filmed. A 15-year-old boy heard the couple arguing outside a shop. He said he heard the victim telling the woman he was going to leave her and "then she ran him over". "The first time we thought it was just an accident, but then the second time we knew it wasn't," Kanj Patel was quoted as saying on...

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WHY there are no DRUNKS or PROSTITUTES at Nakuru motel

As I entered Muriu Guest house in Nakuru town, accompanied by my male colleague, all  the workers stared in our direction. I was not surprised by their glares as I knew what was going on in their minds. For unlike most guesthouses that serve as hideouts for couples out to indulge in illicit affairs as long as they can afford the accommodation fees, Muriu is no place for mpango wa kando (‘side arrangement’).  And the warning to unmarried...

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