Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Men only need a rat’s IQ and a big car to get a Nairobian Woman

driving on Lang’ata Road in the morning on a weekday can be an interesting anthropological study on the social evolution of the Nairobi woman. Men in expensive cars no longer chauffeur women, the women drive them.  If we can use the cars they drive as a barometer for climbing up the social ladder, we might deduce that they are almost there. There are as many women in expensive German-made cars as there are men today. These women are mostly young, in their late 20s or early 30s. For some reason, they are always in a foul mood. It could be the traffic, or that mindless matatu driver.
For men, a good car can cater for up to 80 per cent of his inadequacies. Men who drive big cars are known to be irresistible to women from all classes. Socially, the car a man drives determines the class of women he attracts. There are women who can never go out with a poor man who drives a simple Toyota. Essentially, in matters cars, you are what you drive. That is why Probox and Vitz are the most ridiculed cars in Kenya. Personally, their shape and design wake me up at night. They are grotesque as they are monstrous. Away from that, we are so violent in our judgment on cars even when we don’t drive, much less own one. The tables have turned, and women are increasingly driving the best cars in town. In the past the assumption was that women never owned such cars. The company, a generous sugar daddy or the real dad bought them. Lately, this might not be the case. Women are now in a position to afford the most sought after cars in Kenya.
Strangely, most men develop cold feet when it comes to women with big cars. A car is a statement of wealth by inference. When a man sees a woman in an expensive car, it means he has no leverage over her and must use his wits. When a man has a good car, good job, and is sufficiently rich, he can afford to have an IQ of a stupid rat, be humourless and still attract the best and the most beautiful woman in town. But a woman in a big car connotes wealth, fierce independence and a big ego. Now men hate it when they have to deal with another ego bigger than theirs. And that is what men see in a woman comfy behind her Mercedes or BMW. It takes a man with a big car, or extreme wealth to put up with a woman who drives an Audi. If a woman drives a better car than what you drive, you feel threatened and challenged. It has happened to me, and two of my friends. The first time, a woman three years younger than me showed up with a Mercedes for a date. She had not prepped me for that. I arrived on foot. We had pizza, she paid the bill and dumped me 72 hours later. Another friend went for a rendezvous with his new catch. A matatu dropped him at ABC Place in Westlands. She arrived in a Prado. Long story short, he run away without looking back. I mean nothing is ever so emasculating to a man than when a woman has a better car. It is the ego. All young, normal men who drive ordinary or don’t drive at all will be nervous around a woman in a big car.
I know there are spoilt brats who don’t mind, but any man worth his pride will steer clear of a woman in a big car. I wonder who often summons up the courage to date these lasses in pricey sunglasses.

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Amos and Josh react to losing TPF6

Amos and Josh, the dymanic duo, have been on everyone’s lips after their amazing rock rendition of ‘Deadly’ which was originally performed by Nameless. That and most of their performances have quickly gained them a massive following during their run in the recently concluded TPF6.
Heavily tipped to be this season’s winner, the Kenyan duo narrowly missed the win and ended up taking second place. That has not dampened their resolve to make it big in the industry. SDE caught up with them backstage for a quick chat. SDE: Did you think you deserved the win? Amos & Josh: Deserve is not the right word. Everybody in the academy worked their hardest to get to the top. We think East Africa voted for the one they saw fit and we are happy for Hope on his win.  We of course wanted to win but even though we didn’t, we enjoyed this amazing experience. SDE: What is next for you? Amos & Josh: We plan to keep making music and entertaining our fans. SDE: Do you plan to split now that TPF is over? Amos & Josh: We plan to stay together. We came in as a team and created a brand that people love so we intend to stay as a team. SDE: Speaking of teams how did the Amos and Josh duo start? Amos & Josh: We started singing in church so many years ago while we were still teenagers at the Life Pool Gospel church. So we have known and sang with each other for the longest time. SDE: What path will you take your music; Gospel or secular?
Amos & Josh: Both. We believe that love is a language that transcends religious beliefs. Based on their performances we do hope to hear more of those amazing voices from the duo as soon as possible.
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KTN unveils new prime time anchor


KTN is set to unveil a new anchor tonight and she is a perfect mix of beauty and brains. Nancy Kacungira will be joining Ben Kitili to give you the latest in news and current affairs every Monday to Thursday at 9pm. 
Nancy, a Ugandan national, has had media experience spanning over five years. She previously worked with NTV Uganda. She holds a Masters Degree from Leeds University in media studies and is passionate about digital media. Catch up with her on her twitter handle @Kacungira
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Monday, December 9, 2013

Burundi wins Tusker Project Fame for the very first time

The popular singing competition show, Tusker Project Fame, ended its seventh season last night and Irakoze Hope from Burundi took home the big bucks and the crown.
When it came down to the wire, the vote was either Kenya’s dynamic duo Josh and Amos or Burundian Hope. The announcement of the winner was met with jubilation and disappointment as the two acts have steadily gained a cult following over the 8 weeks. Daisy came in third, Tanzanian Hisia took the 4th position with Kenyan Nyambura taking the fifth. In a two and half hour long finale, the 6th finalists took to the stage to musically convince the masses why they deserved the 5 million prize. Borrowing a leaf from other international singing competitions, this season of TPF had the finalists performing with established artists, who in this case were TPF contestants and winners from the previous seasons. The winner Hope took to the stage with TPF5 winner Ruth Matete where they wowed the crowd with their big voices and dance moves. First runners up, Josh and Amos were joined by former TPF finalist Patricia Kihoro and they did not let their fans down. Tanzanian Hisia was joined by former TPF finalist Msechu as they put up a fun performance and busting moves that only they knew how to. Divas Nyambura and Daisy enlisted the services of TPF4 winner Davis who brought nothing but the finest performance to the stage. Patrick was backed by former TPF finalist Wendy Kimani who sexed up the stage with their saucy dance moves and big voices. At the end of it all, the artists showcased their new singles and a preview of their videos were screened.
This is the first time Burundi has won during TPF’s lifetime. Kenya, Rwanda and Uganda have each bagged the title twice. The lucky Hope will take home Ksh5 million and a one year recording contract with Universal Music Group. 
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Sunday, December 8, 2013

Man-U fan commits suicide after his team lost

A man believed to be a fan of Manchester United Football Club committed suicide Saturday night in Nairobi’s Pipeline estate after the team lost 1-0 to Newcastle.
Police said John Jimmy Macharia aged 23 jumped to his death from the 7th floor of a building he was after learning his team had lost in the Saturday evening match.
According to Nairobi County police chief Benson Kibue, Macharia told his friends he could not stand and watch the team beaten in a row before he leapt down dying on the spot.
“All witness accounts suggest he committed suicide because the team lost but officers are still talking to those who were with him as part of the investigations into the incident,” he said.
Kibue advised the youth in the city to realise the English Premier League just like any other sport is a game and they should not be emotional with it.
“It is not the first time we are losing a young man because of the football in England, which is far away from us. They need to know that is just a game,” said Kibue.
The body was later removed and taken to the mortuary by police who arrived there. Macharia is said to have landed on his head dying instantly.
Manchester United slumped to their second home Premier League defeat in the space of four days as Yohan Cabaye's goal gave Newcastle a first league victory at Old Trafford since 1972

Saturday, December 7, 2013

City wives kidnapping husbands, kids for cash

Rabongo, a marketing and public relations consultant, is the managing director and founder of the marketing firm, Impulse Promotions. Two years ago, he was appointed NSSF managing trustee, but the board rejected his appointment. According to Richard Tuta, an Israeli-trained security consultant, kidnappings are mostly carried out by close family friends or relatives, a view shared by Nairobi police chief Benson Kibue. “It is very difficult for someone, especially in Kenya, to trail you for days and get to know your routine. Nine times out of ten, it’s a close family member or someone who knows a family very well who organise kidnappings or gives information to criminals,” said Tuta. He advised parents never to fully trust anyone. “It’s irresponsible as a parent to come home with large quantities of money, in full view of your domestic staff and gardeners, yet you pay them peanuts. If you have a lot of money, keep it to your self,” warns Tuta. He said it is also important for parents to teach children to be cautious without filling them with fear.
“Teach your child to always be in a group, especially when heading home or waiting to be picked from school. Children should also be trained not to give information to strangers who chat with them on the Internet. “They should basically never entertain strangers. Self defence also helps. Teach children that if a stranger grabs them, they scream loudly and hit him or her in sensitive parts like between the legs, on the shins, etc,” Tuta advised. Police chief Kibue said safety of children lies with parents, house helps and the community they live in. He said parents should always monitor the whereabouts of their children when out of their sight. “If a child is out playing, the parents need to know who they are with and where. They need to also coach their children on basic issues like their names and estates they live in. When a child is on his or her way to school or shop, he or she needs to have clear instructions on how they need to move there and back,” said Kibue. He added that estates also need to come up with measures that can ensure safety of children living there. “It is good for neighbours to always know each other as well as their children. But because most kidnappings are done by people known to the affected families, it becomes difficult for police to monitor each of them as we would with normal criminals. It is always friends, relatives or enemies,” Kibue said.
Between October and November, there have been nine publicised incidents of children from wealthy families being kidnapped, with ransom demands ranging from Sh5 million to Sh86 million. They include the kidnap of 15-year-old Mahjan twins whose father owns the Mada Hotels chain. Detectives arrested nine people, including a former police officer, and rescued the twins. According to the National Crime Research Centre, Nairobi has up to 14 organised criminal gangs in informal settlements where policing is poor, that are involved in kidnappings. These include ‘Yes We Can’ in Kibera slums, J-10, Kamkunji Pressure Group, Siafu, Kibera Battalion and Nubians. Others include Kamkunji Boys in Kamkunji area, Munyipi in Mathare, Super Power in Eastleigh, Kenya Youth Alliance, Taliban in Kayole and Dandora, Jeshi La Wazee in Kangemi, Kamjeshi in Eastlands, al Shabaab, Jeshi La Embakasi and Mungiki. The report indicated that the gangs also get funds through extortion, theft, robbery, politicians and selling stolen goods.
Other activities include illegal levies, group members’ contributions, drug trafficking, hijacking and piracy, terrorism and rent collection

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